The characters: inexplicably, the waiting area is filled with children, or whatever teenagers, as this is apparently the new, cool place to hang out with your homies.......???? And me. Facebooking on my phone. Trying not to dive for the Ativan in my car. (Ativan is a psychotropic medication generally used to manage psychotic, aggressive or agitated behavior)
The Scene:
Teenage girl (to her boyfriend, nodding towards the TV): Who died??
Teenage boy: Wha?
Teenage girl: Someone died! On the fucking television. Who died??
Newscaster on the TV: Though it seems apparent that Paris Jackson was attempting suicide, evidenced by a note left at the scene, the authorities refuse to make an official statement at this time. She remains in critical condition.
Teenage Boy: Michael Jackson.
Teenage Girl: Ferreals? Fuuuuuuuuuck..... (Into the phone) oh shit girl, Michael Jackson died. I know that shit's SO sad. Demetri!!!
Demetri, apparently: WHA, BITCH?
Teenage Girl: isn't that shit sad??
Demetri: Way sad.
END SCENE
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