Ode to my Urinary Tract: A Theme for Haikus......

1-

Desp'rate for relief

I chug antibiotics.

It hurts when I pee. 

2-

Burning, frequency

The pressure on my bladder

Symptoms that spell 'BAD'.

3-

Cotton underwear

and cranberry juice all day,

Why do you fail me?

4-

Oh, ciproflaxin

You are my knight in shining

Enteric coating. 

5-

Thank you, AZO

for messing with my ketones,

But now I can pee.

6-

Taking for granted

The simple inclination

For urination.