Key(board) to my heart.....

This is not a worthwhile post.  It is basically just to test out my new bluetooth keyboard and see if it pairs properly with my iPad.  It does.  And that means smoother blogging.  ..........Oh, man....you're going to get so sick of me.  

I attached a picture of it.  1, because I like to show off purchases because it makes me feel like I'm better than you when I show you all my stuffs. And 2, to complain about the spacing between the letters on this motherfucker.  Why are they spread out like that?  Why not just make the letters bigger and adjacent?  The spacing is throwing me off.  

I used to play that typing game in grade school like my life depended on it. What the hell was it called?  Typing....jarvis....?  Jeevus?  Jeebus?  Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Typing Beavis?  I don't know, but it was the funnest thing to do during computer class.  At least I thought so.  We'd do these typing drills where we'd have to type these random phrases as fast as we could and then the program would time us and you'd try to beat everyone else in the class 'cause yeah, you didn't have fashion sense or boobs, but you could type faster than any one in the universe.  And that made you cool.....

But the phrases would be completely ridiculous and nonsensical.  Like, 

"THE    COW    CAN'T     CROUCH    ANY    FURTHER    DOWN    IN       THE     TROUGH.

 HOW,   THEN,   CAN    THE    COW     CROWD     THE     CROW    FOR     FOUR    HOURS?"

And I would think, "What the hell is the cow doing in the trough in the first place?  That's not where you hang out, Cow.  You chill in the barn with the neighbor's dog.  And, Cow, why are you crouching?  Are you hiding something?  Something in the trough?  And THEN you go off and crowd the crow for FOUR hours???  You're an asshole, Cow."

And then computer class would be over.  And I would have the best WPM in my grade.  And I was the most popular girl in school.